The Glorkian Warrior Eats Adventure Pie

About the Author: James Kochalka

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  • Paperback
  • 128 pages
  • The Glorkian Warrior Eats Adventure Pie
  • James Kochalka
  • 20 August 2018
  • 1626720215

The Glorkian Warrior Eats Adventure Pie Oh, Glorkian Warrior You Were Doing So Well You Almost Had That Rampaging Space Snake Under Control When Buster Glark, Your Villainous Rival In The Glorkian Corps, Showed Up To Make Fun Of You He Laughed So Hard At Your Misfortune That He Gave Himself The Hiccups And That Was Just On The First Page Of This Book Things Are Only Going To Get Worse From Here, Glorkian Warrior But We Promise There Will Be Plenty Of Pie At The End.

10 thoughts on “The Glorkian Warrior Eats Adventure Pie

  1. Jan Philipzig says:

    Stinkies Am Really Funny We were chasing a space snake when suddenly my batteries ran out of power Buster Glark shot us down and made fun of us but let the snake s head escape Then we went home and recharged my batteries while you rearranged the furniture When we went on patrol again you passed out because you ve been letting the baby alien suck out your brains Buster Glark shot the baby alien with a freeze ray and froze it Then Buster confiscated the alien When you woke up you went total Stinkies Am Really Funny We were chasing a space snake when suddenly my batteries ran out of power Buster Glark shot us down and made fun of us but let the snake s head escape Then we went home and recharged my batteries while you rearranged the furniture When we went on patrol again you passed out because you ve been letting the baby alien suck out your brains Buster Glark shot the baby alien with a freeze ray and froze it Then Buster confiscated the alien When you woke up you went totally BONKERS and attacked his ship It crashed and made a giant hole You climbed out of the hole but then Buster Glark fell in There is nobody quite like Kochalka, is there Many authors write about kids, but few understand them th...

  2. Sam Quixote says:

    The Glorkian Warrior lets an alien suck his brains out because he s a big silly billy Then he talks to his child friend Gonk about how his brain is in his elbow or something They re arrange furniture An evil Glorkian Warrior called Buster Glark steals a box of crackers from him and yeah, unfortunately this comic is garbage The first Glorkian Warrior book was really nutty and fun in child like ways but also written in a style that was engaging for adults, ie it had a plot that developed Th The Glorkian Warrior lets an alien suck his brains out because he s a big silly billy Then he talks to his child friend Gonk about how his brain is in his elbow or something They r...

  3. Pamela says:

    Recently, The New York Times ran an op ed I hate to link to it, but it s here about the deadultification not a real word, because according to this piece, I would not be a real adult of America The writer bemoaned the lack of the good old days HA HA HA when kids went off to college, got married, made casseroles, and read Adult Literature that must be capitalized by the way, to emphasize the extreme maturity and literary quality of these books that serve as makeshift doorstops This d Recently, The New York Times ran an op ed I hate to link to it, but it s here about the deadultification not a real word, because according to this piece, I would not be a real adult of America The writer bemoaned the lack of the good old days HA HA HA when kids went off to college, got married, made casseroles, and read Adult Literature that must be capitalized by the way, to emphasize the extreme maturity and literary quality of these books that serve as makeshift doorstops This doesn t happen any, because ICYMI, the patriarchy is dead So is sexism Which means misogyny and rape are all things of the past, right You have got to be kidding me I m being excessively polite in this review I will simply express the opinion that I believe the author of this article to be delusiona...

  4. Raegan says:

    Disclaimer I won this book for free through goodreads giveaways in exchange for an honest review The Glorkian Warrior decides to go on a Glork patrol and runs into some trouble Will he make it out alive Will there be pie Read to find out Pros This book was a fun, somewhat funny, and quick read And it had interesting illustrations Cons Sometimes it was hard to understand what was happening Example Am means is in this story Since they are Glorkian Warriors Aliens it is...

  5. David Schaafsma says:

    All James Kochalka and First Second Press wants to hear from a middle aged adult is this This morning, at breakfast, to in part demonstrate to her how STUPID and INFANTILE this book was, I read aloud various passages from it and my 2nd, 4th and 9th graders were fairly SPEWING their half chewd cereal on to the table, the fourth grader in particular weeping with laughter They were in hysterics STUPID book Lots of blasting space gu...

  6. Kelsey Gourd says:

    The Glorkian Warrior will grab the attention of students who enjoy the same humor as Adventure Time or The Regular Show cartoons The humor is beyond ridiculous, but none the less captivating Evidently, the book also ties in with a video game, which many children will love the trans media connection.

  7. Ryan says:

    This was not my thing, but I could see kids who like Adventure Time enjoying it.

  8. Sera says:

    This is adorable Reminds me of the game

  9. Lucy Hall says:

    Title The Glorkian Warrior eats adventure PieAuthor James KochalkaIllustrator Smith, Lane Genre Graphic NovelTheme s Comedy, Friendship, Adventure, Family.Opening line sentence Now, Super Backpack NOW I ve got it, Boss Brief Book Summary A story of a warrior, Glork, whose mission is to patrol space Many challenges are met on his way and he isn t able to accomplish much of anything without the help of his yellow, talking Super Backpack Glork s enemy is Buster Glark, who, despite Title The Glorkian Warrior eats adventure PieAuthor James KochalkaIllustrator Smith, Lane Genre Graphic NovelTheme s Comedy, Friendship, Adventure, Family.Opening line sentence Now, Super Backpack NOW I ve got it, Boss Brie...

  10. OpenBookSociety.com says:

    to you by OBS reviewer ScottThe Glorkian Warrior Eats Adventure Pie, a tie in with the Glorkian Warrior video game on iOS, is a whimsical children s, graphic tale Done in a minimalist style and projecting its own unique brand of humor, both graphical and literary, TGWEAP for short is the stuff that fuels the imagination to whole new levels.The writing in the story is often stream of consciousness, with little forward motion in fact, it often fe to you by OBS reviewer ScottThe Glorkian Warrior Eats Adventure Pie, a tie in with the Glorkian Warrior video game on iOS, is a whimsical children s, graphic tale Done in a minimali...